BEST EXAMPLE OF THE OXY COMMA EVER!

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma

me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT

mom: you realize this makes you a nerd

me:

mom:

me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama

me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama

me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers

mom:

me:

mom: this isn't normal

And I can feel it taking over
me like I 
Can’t
come up for air

Because it’s pulling me under.
When it gets lonely in here,
I want you.
There’s no wonder,

Because you’re making me wanna
change. 
You make me open my heart again
And I can’t help believing it when you say,
It’s you and me forever.

The world is full of good
intentions. Paradise is hard
to find. 
Say they love you but fail
to mention 
Who they were
with again last night 

The world is full of good
intentions 
Paradise is full of lies 
Tell you they love you but fail
to mention Who they were
with again last night.

Cheating.

Sneaking.

I wrote the book.

 
Begging.

Pleading.

I wrote the book 


Lying.

Crying.

I wrote the book on it.

Don’t test me.

Heartbreak
and then some 
Tell me where
is a friend when you need one? 
Before you take a second look .
Remember, I know every trick in the book.

Give a little,
get a lot, 

That’s just how you are
with love.

Give a little,
get a lot, 

Yeah you may be good
looking, b
ut you’re not
a piece of art.

Wait, oh, let me see your phone
Cause all them b¡†ches is ratchet
And let me get in my truck
Cause all them’ b¡†ches’ll catch it

Wait wait wait, there I go again

I be trippin’, I be flippin, I be so belligerent.

Well I guess I’m trying to be nonchalant about it…
and I’m going to extremes to prove I’m fine without you,
but in reality I’m slowly losing my my mind.
Underneath the guise of a smile gradually I’m dying inside.


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