mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
And I can feel it taking over
me like I Can’t
come up for air
Because it’s pulling me under.
When it gets lonely in here,
I want you.
There’s no wonder,
Because you’re making me wanna
change. You make me open my heart again
And I can’t help believing it when you say,
It’s you and me forever.
The world is full of good
intentions. Paradise is hard
to find. Say they love you but fail
to mention Who they were
with again last night
The world is full of good
intentions
Paradise is full of lies
Tell you they love you but fail
to mention Who they were
with again last night.
Cheating.
Sneaking.
I wrote the book.
Begging.
Pleading.
I wrote the book
Lying.
Crying.
I wrote the book on it.
Don’t test me.
Heartbreak
and then some
Tell me where
is a friend when you need one?
Before you take a second look .
Remember, I know every trick in the book.
Give a little,
get a lot,
That’s just how you are
with love.
Give a little,
get a lot,
Yeah you may be good
looking, but you’re not
a piece of art.
Wait, oh, let me see your phone
Cause all them b¡†ches is ratchet
And let me get in my truck
Cause all them’ b¡†ches’ll catch it
Wait wait wait, there I go again
I be trippin’, I be flippin, I be so belligerent.
Well I guess I’m trying to be nonchalant about it…
and I’m going to extremes to prove I’m fine without you,
but in reality I’m slowly losing my my mind.
Underneath the guise of a smile gradually I’m dying inside.
Literally rewound this an absurd amount of times. #MéchanteAmbiance #conne
(Source: ainsi-va-la-vie)
Méchante ambiance.
NELLY FURTADO’S NEW ALBUM TSI HAS BEEN PUSHED BACK FROM 6.19.12 TO 9.18.12!?!?!?!?!?! #SAYITAINTSO
This is how I woke up this mornTING.
#supermodel #covergirl #doAtwirl